Let me get this right out in the open: Mrs. Zone collects wedding dresses. Scads of wedding dresses. Heaps of wedding dresses. Herds of wedding dresses. From out of the blue, without warning, completely unexpectedly (have we been redundant enough yet?), we have stumbled into a wedding dress emporium, here in a lacy corner of […]
New levels of hysteria are being reached in the Joe Zone Bureau of Science (JZ-BS). Just when we thought the world of science could get no nuttier, like a bolt from the blue, along comes Friday, February 15, 2013: the day the Earth was attacked by an asteroid and a meteor on the same day. […]
Residents of the Joe Zone enjoy eating out as much as anyone in any universe; maybe more so. But even the most intrepid Zoners have their comfort zone. I knew trouble was brewing when I acquired a gift card to an es-snob-lishment with an unpronounceable foreign name. As I jacked up my pluck (watch for […]
We’re looking into a never-before-seen corner of the Misty Mirror. The reflections are ill-formed and ambiguous. We have entered the world of dreams. The tableau to follow is a remembered dream. Or was the dream a memory?
As we peer into the trusty, musty, Misty Mirror, the Joe Zone Bureau of Science (JZ-BS) is once again coming into focus. Since our last encounter of the BS kind, our science snoops have been skulking around the countryside, slinking into scientific corridors and lounges to bring you the most startling scientific news since E=MC3. […]